Close Encounter - Bob Sighting

Yeah, so a couple weeks ago I spotted Bob at a local gas station. He is still alive. This was the first time I've seen him since he left. As I was buying gas, an old car with no muffler pulled up to the door, out came Veggie. He went inside to buy cigarettes and left. I'm certain he saw me, I was only 20 feet away. No words were exchanged...just like old times.

Slow Children

You dweebs just don't get it.

1)The blog was about Bob
2)Bob's not here anymore

I have nothing else to write about, and frankly, you people ain't worth the extra effort it would take for me to come up with new material without Bob. Besides, I'm way too busy to sit here entertaining a bunch of adolescent flunkies for free.
I have a steady girlfriend now, what a fuckin' joy.... now I remember why I was single for so long. Today I worked, mowed the lawn, then had a giant BLT for dinner. How exciting....

My life has become almost as boring as yours...
Who the fuck wants to read about that?
...I sure as hell don't.

Send me some dough or I'll start putting on those stupid google ads for the 10 cent/month check. I've got plenty of tales about Ms. Blimpie next door and her sugar boy.

Bite Me

Yeah great, so someone put this crap blog on some dumbass jerky boy site. Where were all you friggin tards 2 years ago when I had 2 readers? I hardly look at this blog anymore. Life has changed for me greatly since then, maybe I'll talk about it, maybe I won't, maybe I don't care, maybe that's why I don't use the blog anymore.

I'll give you a Veggie update, although I hear less and less about him since his starship departed my galaxy. As far as I know he's still living at his pity job, sleeping on the floor, wasting our precious oxygen on his worthless body. He's still driving drunk around B-Port in his hoopty and living after sunset as a vampire. I do know he was sued, don't know which creditor it was, but they froze his bank account and his wages are garnished. I'm still getting all his collection notices and lawyer letters. The deli down the street may be going out of business soon since Bob stopped buying his 30 packs and cigarettes there.

Anyway, I was almost mildly surprised to suddenly have 20,000 hits in 2 days.
I'm going to bed now, have to get up early tomorrow.

Asshole Neighbors

This is one of my asshole neighbors. This guy lives on the left side of my house. He and his wife are older retirees, just like the Italian couple on the other side of my house. They have nothing else to do but work on their yards all day, every day.

This particular asshole dumps all his yard waste onto my property as shown in the photo set. Not the best photos I know, but I'll be getting a nicer camera soon with a zoom lens. The property line is about 10 feet behind where he dumps everything. He is aware of the property line as it's all marked with metal pipes sticking out of the ground. There's actually a black fence there behind him, but it doesn't show up in the photo.

The last 2 photos show him sweeping the sidewalk in front of his house, then dumping it on my property with a wheelbarrow. He has a big yard vacuum and a wood chipper. There's easily a few hundred pounds of stuff dumped there, all his grass clippings, leaves and sticks. The city picks up all this stuff for free, but I guess this asshole is too lazy to bag it.

Stuart Allan & Associates, Inc.

Stuart Allan is looking for you Bobby. I think they want the $10k you owe. Life is so hard.