Automobile Driving In Zero Gravity

The space cadet had a car accident sometime yesterday. I noticed this morning the front of his Chevette is smashed in. The front lights on one side are hanging loose by the wires and dragging the ground. The front, left body panel is flapping out like an opened tin can. He still drove it to the store today like this to get food. I don't expect him to fix it anytime soon. I don't know what happened as Bob doesn't speak. Too bad he ignored the insurance payments.

Hell Freezes Over

So we ran out of oil for 3 days. The space cadet didn't notice this even though the house temp. was in the 30s. I guess when you're drunk all night you don't notice these things. Of course he didn't have any money for oil when I informed him of the no-heat situation. He needs all his money for alcohol and Pall-Malls. He was able to get $100 from his sister for oil so now our heat is back on. The oil delivery cost $330.00, I don't expect to recover the rest of the money anytime soon.

Space Cadet

Here's an artist rendering of my roommate Bob. He is drawn from life, drinking beer on his space cruiser far from earth.

Just Another Night In Hell

Today Bob arrived home from work at 7:30pm, he unloaded his beer in the fridge, went in his room and either spaced out or slept. He didn't come out of his room until 10:30 and he's now hard at work drinking and peeing at 15 minute intervals. It's another long night for Count Drunkula. How he is able to function at the pity job his friend gave him is a mystery to me. He's just started on one of his 20 minute long sneezing fits as I write this. Could someone please kill me now?

Day Of The Dead

The space cadet seemed to be conscious most the day Sunday, this is quite unusual. He picked up a 30 pack on Saturday but it wasn't his usual brain tonic, it was Miller Genuine Draft plus a supplementary 6 pack of Busch to make it through Sunday night. Maybe the store ran out of Extra Gold, I dunno. He's still working hard on the remainders right now.

I would bet money Bob is the largest individual retail buyer of 'Extra Gold' beer (maybe even just beer) in the state, if not the entire country. Would be hard to prove that though for The Guinness Book and the brewing industry may not embrace that kind of publicity, I mean what with the brain damage and all.

Photos From Disneyland

Here's some more recent pics of my roommates' room. If you want to see the previous, much more disgusting pics of the room, go back a month or so in the archives.

You can see there is an improvment since the last photos. This is only because he returned a lot of the cans at one point as he needed money for more beer. We have a 5 cent deposit law on beverage containers in CT.

All the cans on the floor are half full. He tips them over every time he stumbles in or out of his chair. The floor is all wet around the chair. The stench is overwhelming. Bob doesn't seem to have any sense of smell anymore or he's built up immunity to it.

I believe the yellowish liquid in the bottles is urine. Why anyone saves urine is a mystery to me. There are piles of food covered with mold under the trash. The mold is over an inch tall.

Below is Mr. Spacely's bed. It's a worn out piece of foam on the floor. Hope it's not flammable? His sister gave him an inflatable bed last summer but that only lasted about a week. It's now crumpled up against the wall there.

Bob, Space Cadet - Mission To Mars

The space cadet is a registered republican....yeah, he actually votes. He voted for Bush Jr. twice. The lazy, drug addict, hamburger brain, sponge is a right winger. Like a lot of right wing types, he doesn't practice what he preaches.

I tend to vote Democrat. I belong to MoveOn . I don't hold anything against anyone for being a republican. A lot of my friends are republicans and my father is a registered republican. Being ignorant doesn't make you a bad person. You have my sympathy....honestly though, I'm just being nice, I have no sympathy for you.

What Causes Alcoholism & Drug Addiction?The Dr. is IN

The majority of people with a long term addiction to alcohol or other drugs have an underlying mental illness or disorder. That disorder may be depression, anxiety, phobias, etc. The problem with most treatments for drug addiction, is they do not treat the underlying cause of the addiction, they only treat the addiction itself.

This is why most people who enter rehabs or programs such as Alcoholics Anonymous will relapse after completion of treatment. Their mental disorder caused their addiction yet it was never addressed or even recognized.

In conclusion, If you are a long term addict, you are mentally ill. You're a nut-job, face it. You need to go to a shrink or a doctor and get yourself on Prozac or Xanax.