Thursday, April 10, 2008

Asshole Neighbors

This is one of my asshole neighbors. This guy lives on the left side of my house. He and his wife are older retirees, just like the Italian couple on the other side of my house. They have nothing else to do but work on their yards all day, every day.

This particular asshole dumps all his yard waste onto my property as shown in the photo set. Not the best photos I know, but I'll be getting a nicer camera soon with a zoom lens. The property line is about 10 feet behind where he dumps everything. He is aware of the property line as it's all marked with metal pipes sticking out of the ground. There's actually a black fence there behind him, but it doesn't show up in the photo.

The last 2 photos show him sweeping the sidewalk in front of his house, then dumping it on my property with a wheelbarrow. He has a big yard vacuum and a wood chipper. There's easily a few hundred pounds of stuff dumped there, all his grass clippings, leaves and sticks. The city picks up all this stuff for free, but I guess this asshole is too lazy to bag it.



Blogger Mentally Divergent said...

Hi there!
Is this a new house? I know you had been looking this past year for a new place away from Ms. Dumbass and the shit going on there.
Anyway, it's great to see you're posting again!

7:59 PM  
Blogger endofmyrope said...

No, I'm still here and it still sucks.

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have asshole neighbors, too. I feel for you. I think I know why the last people moved. They broke my gate and use my yard for a shitting field for their dog. I want to leave, but they actually (whole family) come out on their porch and make noise like animals when people come to view the house. Bloody suburban losers.

11:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I escaped Bridgeport 25 years ago when I went into the service. I went through a couple years and I could not believe it is a bigger shithole now then it was growing up! I lived where Park and North intersect. For the love of God man GET THE FUCK OUT!!! Good Luck!

A happy West Coaster.....

10:22 AM  
Blogger Leafy Shrew said...

You blog is awesome!

I love all this pessimistic shite.

2:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you still alive? If so, get out!!

5:39 PM  
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11:56 PM  
Anonymous Xupa said...

What the hell kind of useless asshole are YOU? You cowardly doormat, people treat you like that IF YOU LET THEM. Blogging about it ISN'T HELPING and it does NOT evoke sympathy.

You stupid prick. You deserve it.

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude if i were you while Bob was still living with you i would have just dumped my trash in his room too

12:49 PM  
Blogger Stacey said...

Our neighbor has his sump pump drain draining into our yard. We have a small dog. She can fit in this maybe 5 inch round hole and climb into his yard. This really pisses him off. I laugh because unless he wants to drain his crap in his yard, my dog is going to crap in his :-) karma's a bitch :-)

8:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg, please don't stop, this is maybe the most interesting blog I have ever written, I just spent the whole day reading it, (ironic that I spent my longest internet binge reading up on some guy who did it for a living) but really, write more

11:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read every single post on your blog about Bob. I found it to be very interesting, I don't know why.

I can't believe you even put up with it. In a way, you're just as bad as him... lol.. but you write a good blog, thanks for the entertainment

7:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I... I couldn't stop reading this blog. I read every post, this was amazing. I hope you update again soon.

7:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have a hard time beliving this is real, if a man drank 30 beers a night for at least a year and a half he would be dead, and why cant you move?

12:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't even know how I came across this site...I was just watching some videos and clicked on a few links and ended up here. Anyway, I started reading your descriptions of Bob and I'm sitting here laughing my head off. Clearly, he is in need of serious help and his illness is quite tragic, but your manner of dealing with him (or not) and your description of life with him is just too funny...I'm not even up to 2007 yet, but I wanted you to know how much I enjoy your writing. Keep it up!

1:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you a satanist? Or an Atheist?

5:11 AM  
Blogger CourtC777 said...

Dude, I seriously love your blog. Please keep up the complaining! ;D

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is an amazing blog. The part that really caught my attention is your entry about your family dispute over your grandfather's company. I really like your pessimistic, and somewhat darkly comedic, view on events in your life. If you're still willing to post more about your family feud (if it's still going on), I am sure lots of people would love to read about it. I know I would love to find out all the details about your situation with your fucked up cousins. I know what it's like to have worthless, spoiled cousins attempting to ruin your life and all your family has made for itself, and I can really relate to this, which is probably why your tale appeals to me, not that you care. Overall, I really think that now that the Space Cadet has finally moved out of your life, this would be the next best thing to write about. If you're willing to write about it, I'll bet lots of people are willing to read about it.


A Fan.

12:22 AM  
Anonymous Mindraker said...

LOL, shout "Heeeeeeeeeeeere kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty..." as loudly and as high pitched as you can, at random hours of the night, for several hours. My neighbors do that down the road, and it freaks everyone out.

9:14 AM  
Blogger yakeet said...

From the pictures it looks like the guy is just dumping leaves and other crap that blew out of your yard into his yard back into the area they most likely came from. The problem is they will most likely blow back into his yard. If he wants a clean yard the best thing he could do is to clean up yours! Suggest that to him. It would be fun to see his reaction and it would make it appear that you are trying to help him.

12:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

10:14 AM  
Blogger dirtydisher said...

Umm, your neighbor is dumping mulch on trees. If my neighbor did that, I'd send him a muffin basket. My neighbors raise hell and dogs.

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buy a shoot gun!!!

11:54 PM  
Blogger Lord I said...

roffle XD

1:08 PM  
Blogger Lord I said...

This blog is grr8! lolz

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Build a fence , problem solved

5:38 PM  

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