Friday, September 29, 2006

Photographic Proof Of Hell

Here is Bob's room taken about 4 months ago. I complained to our landlord for several months about it until she finally came in and made him clean it up.

As you can see, Bob never throws anything away...that would require physical exertion on his part. Cans, bottles, food, whatever is set down and there it stays. Most of our house would look like this if I wasn't picking up after him. The chair is where Bob sits on his ass all day and night. His computer is left on as it always is. All the cans on the floor are half full with rotted beer. There is rotting food spilled everywhere and whole, uneaten pork chops on the floor.

As you can see, Bob is on his 3rd computer tower........Yes, there's 1 more on the bottom. Each tower now serves as a stand for the new one. There's a couple more monitors in there too...somewhere. The big, ugly lamp is sitting on a long banquet table....the table hasn't seen the light for a few years.

After all this garbage was removed, there was an inch thick layer of crust on the floor all around his chair.........Oh, and most of the garbage was put behind our house in bags as Bob can't be troubled to walk it to the street for pick-up, so there it remains to this day. Believe it or not, there is a cushion in there somewhere against the wall that he sleeps on.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

That looks like a piss jar on the floor by the whiskey bottle....damn dude, I feel for you for real...

Anonymous said...

I woul...couldn't live with THAT. I dunno what would happen to him, but there'd be frshly dug earth in a park somewhere and nobody would see nor hear from "Bob" again. Hopefully he'll get kicked out soon?

Anonymous said...

Wooo man... you are cursed to live with that vegetable.. I can't understand how he managed to not get kicked out

Anonymous said...

You are crazier than him for staying.

Argenteum said...

Yeah it's a shithole, but I really like that weird lamp.

RD said...

hey if your still livein with him good for you.
but look at the bright side, your like the odd couple or something similar. hell, i would make it a movie. you got pleanty of crazy stories to work from i can see.