Saturday, September 30, 2006

Nothing

Today Bob sat on his ass all day in his room. He went out for coffee once. When Bob goes out for coffee, it means he doesn't have enough money for beer. I guess he'll make due with the cheap looking vodka that comes in the big plastic bottle. His sister will probably give him more money soon to buy more 30 packs.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Team up with the landlord, evict bob, post a n add looking for a new roommate. If bob doesn't clean his room as he's kicked out, use his deposit to hire someone else to clean it.

Consider cutting the power. maybe bob will just leave. "oops, sorry bob i didn't pay the power bill. Speaking of bills, looks like the oil company wants to shut off the gas, too."

endofmyrope said...

Hi Mr Tyler, My landlord is a tad dysfunctional as well. That could be a subject for a different blog. Bob's room is cleaned out now. I pestered the landlord for several months for her to come in and do something. It was only after I took photos that she took action. She actually helped him return most of the cans for the deposit money....He used the money to buy more 30 packs.

The only way Bob will leave is if the landlord evicts him for non-payment of rent. She didn't evict him after seeing the squalor he lives in but I know she won't overlook the rent money.

Anonymous said...

Please do yourself a favor, & start looking for a room for rent yourself. Somewhere far, far away from Brain-dead bob. It will be the best thing you will ever do. You have all the time in the world to do it.

Heaven said...

Please! Updates!

Anonymous said...

Hi I just want to let you know that your roommate is severely depressed and will end up dead if you don't help him. If you want, you should sit down and talk to him, if not, then move out and let the man continue to disintegrate.
~Blue

Anonymous said...

I can understand if you signed a lease and half way through the year you regret it . . . but 4.5 years??? You knew what you were getting into. Either move out, get a new roommate, or get him some professional help. And stop bitching! You don't HAVE to live with anybody if you don't want to.

Anonymous said...

Bob is not brain dead, you are for still living with him... he is most likely sitting there every night trashed laughing at the fact that you still sit there like a bitch, for 4 1/2 years cleaning his mess & slop.

Grow some balls...