Sunday, September 16, 2007

Veggie on the Lam

Yeah, so Veggie disappeared as soon as he discovered the gas was shut off on Monday. He hasn't been back here since. He's hiding out at his pity job, sleeping on the floor. I actually got Ms. Dumbass to call him at work about it. Veggie says he can't pay the bill, he's said they have to turn it back on in 7 weeks for winter and I can shower at a gym somewhere in the meantime. What a swell guy. Too bad the gas co. already knows we heat with oil, so much for that plan. At least he's not here anymore, I'd rather have cold showers than Count Drunkula in the next room.


coldwar23 said...

Wow! So the drama finally reached a feverpitch. Thanks for all of the updates btw. The towels in the chair are a little disturbing. I had a friend who used to pee himself everytime he got drunk for a while. I actually felt bad for the guy the time I saw him only drink 3 beers and it happened. Might be time to cut down or at least eat something. How you hold up I'll probably neve know. At least you have the place to yourself. I would seriously consider some new place to crash though. Hang in there!

endofmyrope said...

Hey dude, nice to hear from you. I used to piss myself too....until I turned about 4 yrs. old, I think. The Veg is still missing, nice that he's gone but I'm still living in misery. I'm having a tough time coming up with new witty titles. I'll keep you posted anyway.

BrightCrayon said...

Speaking of pissing yourself, (you can see where this is going, I'm sure). I spent a summer abroad last year.. and our roommate (there were 3 of us with 2 bedrooms- luckily she had her own) would get drunk as hell every night and atleast once or twice a week piss the bed.

Towards the end of our stay, we got a new roommate. She had the joy of staying in the other bed in our Drunk roommates room. She came out after unloading her bags, and goes.. "Does it smell like .. pee in that room?".. We felt bad, and had to tell her the whole story. She ended up sleeping in the apartment with the other girls from the trip, and sharing a bed.